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The Jenny and Billy Morton-Daniel Wedding
May 4th, 2002

Well, it finally happened, Billy Morton-Daniel is now married and the silence from all the single women of the world is deafening. Lindley Defonzo was asked to call around to get a sample report from these single hopefuls of the world. We were told by Lindley that none could be reached for comment because they were all out celebrating. She did get a hold of one of his ex's, who was quoted saying, "Billy who?"
The entire weekend was quite the Charlotte extravaganza that no one could believe or could have expected. Despite the lack of sun shine a great time was had by all. Professional brunch goer Sean Calvillo was seen causally eating his third plate of food while the masses stood around the traffic jam of covered dishes. When asked how he was able to get in and out so quickly Sean replied," practice, Kristy has me in a tough regimen, three brunches a week. It's not that bad, it is my favorite meal of the day." The rest of the day was spent at several locations around the city. The majority of the group went to the newly weds' home of David and Adrea to watch the most over rated 30 seconds in sports. When elitist Lawrence Thompson heard what I referred to the Kentucky Derby as, he flew into a nasal rant about how it was the best event in sports etc. etc. LT backed up his love of the event by spending the afternoon with me watching Spiderman and then by taking a nap. The wedding was absolutely beautiful and quick. The reception was one that Charlotte's finest will be reminiscing in the years to come.

Jenny and Billy with many people that I do not know.
The happily married couple.
Can you believe these 3 girls are single?! Wake up guys!
The bride and the mom-to-be.
"Oh don't worry, my sweet Jason Vick will not be ruining the wedding tonight".
Marygrey was seen cuttin' the rug until the wee hours of the night.
Can you believe these hotties? I thought that I had attended a party at the Playboy mansion after looking back over some of these pictures.
The Troublesome Trio of Amity Ct. get together to reminisce over such memorable times as hurricane Fran and Brooks the dog.
Is there a future wedding in Raleigh? Is there soon to be a single Sparks in Chapel Hill? Only these to ladies know the answer.
Bryan and Meredith wait in line for the bar. Should we credit Bryan for the decrease in reports of people biting in Raleigh?
Oh My Gosh! Is that "celebrate Tri Delt" playing?
Constipated Tri Delts in action.
The heavily favored odds were on Ms. Stovall to catch the flowers, however she seen being dragged off and by hog-tied by Ward. Ward was unavailable for comment.
Future fathers? Ryan and Joel share drink and a laugh and discuss just how great a fisherman Bryan actually is. The laughs ended abruptly when Bryan refused to sign his autograph on an unnamed body part.

Future polygamist Reeves Davis shows off his future wives. While Lori Angel sips on her Cheerwine and Zima.
Kathryn joins the Silver Fox and Mrs. Sparks in the more laid back version of "Celebrate Tri Delt".
Mr. Daniels was seen giving Billy some wedding night tips.
Quite a gaggle of good looking girls gathered around the beautiful bride to congratulate her on the marriage and Billy's name change.
Is this the Cleavers or the Brady Bunch? The Silver Fox presides over usual the Sparks family dinner. Lynn Sparks was quoted saying "We usually don't use a white table clothe because LT has a drooling problem and it helps to use a dark blue or green."
Laura Sparks just can't seem to get enough of the good stuff.

"Dude, Jones's web site is soo much better than ours."
"Steven, you have a little something on your cheek, here, I'll get it."
The two red heads wind down the night but desire one last stop: Time Out Chicken.
A tuckered out LT calls it a night around 10:45, spiderman wore him out.