Dickie
Ties the Knot!!!
On August 17th in the
year 2002, approximately 2 hours after meeting for the first time, Dennis and
"Brandi" were joined together in holy matrimony. That's right folks, Dennis took
out his dip long enough to kiss his beautiful bride at the alter and make it official.
People came from all over the country to witness this wonderful occasion, from
Virginia to the rainy state of Washington. There were even a few that came from
Tulsa that made the pilgrimage.
The wedding weekend was one for the books,
from breakfast burritos, to extremely expensive dinning at the Savoy, from the
freshest prepared meals at Vio's, to my last game of golf, from movies, to shooting
pool and downing Shiner's on draft. It was an extremely grand get-together.
The
wedding itself was beautiful as long as you weren't getting soaked by D-Cag's
tears or sweaty forehead. The sermon was conducted by John Sharpe and the Drill
Instructor from Full Metal Jacket, that made sure all the bridesmaids behaved.
The only glitch occurred when the bride-to-be shot down an offer to go for
Mexican food because it upset her stomach, instead she opted for a meal at Vio's
that led to her temporary incapacitation for the wedding rehearsal. Of course
it was rumored that this was done so that Dennis would miss out on the exciting
part of the weekend.
The happy couple did get it together to make it to what
was the best rehearsal dinner in Oklahoma history. There were many funny, as well
as touching stories told about the bride and groom. The bride was taken away by
her attendants to do shots of Pepto-Bismol while the groom tucked in his skirt
and went to the hotel bar to shoot pool and dip the night away. Dennis and Brandi
took off for there life together only after Dennis borrowed a pocket knife cut
past the duct tape and dental floss that hindered his entry into his get-away
truck. The happy couple are spending there honeymoon in the chilly state of New
Mexico, please call every chance you get to see how things are progressing . (1-
314-623-1005)
