Ryan and Anna welcome Tilla Seagrave into the eastern North Carolina clan.
Congratulation to you both.
As long as she doesn't end up at ECU, she will go far in life.

Dennis, Brandi and Isabell Cagwin are apparently doing great despite living in/near St. Louis.
We are glad to see that Brandi still has her hair, though Dennis is not in any of the shots does
raise suspicions that she might have rubbed him out because of his morning "noises".

Good to see that deadly chemicals don't affect everyone in Texas. This hard working Texas Road Kill Crew had quite a job, luckily for the Austin community, Mark Knight was in charge and all went well.

Big time congratulations to my cousin Casey Jones and his wife Helen. They had a beautiful boy named William Edwin Jones. He will be known as "Will-E" or The Little E. Good luck to you both, I would not trade places for any thing in the world for those first few weeks. He looks like he can already out-fish Casey. (not a huge accomplishment)

Lauren Jones and Thomas Bowman get together at Lake Tahoma for some grub, fishing, walks and bath time.

Extra ! Extra !
Hootie Breaks Three Year Drought!

The last known fish that Mort caught can be seen under my "Fishing Photos" page. When asked about his "stunning" catch, Hoot replied, "I can't wait to tell my mullet wearing brother to stick this in his pipe and smoke it!" Actually, Hootie confided to me later, after wiping away the tears, that he was just glad that his mom would now have a picture to hang up at the lake house that was not of him in his cowboy suit. Hootie did wish to thank his excellent fishing guide, who not only choose the lure and location, but exact spot that he should cast to.

"Qqqqqquiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt itttttttttttt. Stay away from my neck!" whinned Fletcher.

Congratulations to Emily "I used to have turkey neck" McGregor on finding a really nice guy that she managed to trick/beg/sucker into asking her hand in marriage. She did say "yes". I can imagine it went something like this. Jay drops to his knee, looks up at Emily and just before he asks the question, splaatt! "hey, Emily" Jay said, "could you take your dip out, or at least not spit in my eye?" Emily responded "Hellll naw! this is TexAss!!!". Jay responds, "whatever my little senorita, will ya marry me? YeeHaw??" (Jay then pulls out his 6 shooters and fires them in the air rapidly) "I reckon" Emily answered.
Typical Texas Proposal I am sure. Good luck Jay!

On as sad note, Chappy Knight's dog Gauge died. When asked about it, Chappy responded, "oh he needed to die". When asked why, Chappy responded, "well, he was gettin old."
R.I.P - Gauge
Born: 90's
Died: This past summer ('03)

www.BryanRJones.com reaches 20,000!!!

Are you kidding me? What are you people doing with your time spent at the computer! You all would be far more wealthy had you not been clicking here every time you were on the web. All that aside, thank you for the support. All donations are accepted and welcome. I love the kind that jingles, but would rather have the kind that folds.

Belated congratulations to the following: Mort "Potsy" Bowman and his wonder wife Paige on the birth of Thomas Ward Bowman. Also congrats go out to Blair and Justin Barnett on the birth of their new addition Eliza. Congratulations to Jay and Katherine Kirkpatrick on the their new daughter. Also I need to congratulate Jason and Amanda Whalen on an amazingly original wedding held at the oldest plantation in Charleston South Carolina.

Happy First Birthday!

Lauren S. Jones

Congratulations to:
Christopher Todd Hoover
Textiles / Bio Business Management
Greensboro
Senior
nickname: "The Vacuum"

Todd Hoover with future Ep, Gary Jr. who was born very recently. Todd sings "Yo Ho" and "Raiders" to Gary Jr. every night to get him to sleep. There have been no reports as to what Anna thinks of it all, but we heard that she is singing "The Red and White" during every feeding.

Master Bachelor Party Planner, Austin Holderness, and victim Joey "Josephine Baker" Fields at The Pit.

Despite some lightening, rain and a golfer who wouldn't stop fishing, it was a great success, all made possible by Mr(s). Holderness event planner extraordenaire Golf turned into bowling, which turned into a route by Wes Nile Virus over team Treyjin Langdon. A bowling rematch was denied because several members of the losing team needed to shower (together we think). There was eating, dancing, gyrating, and more eating followed by more dancing, though this was on tables and not by women with thongs on. There was rumor that John was going to deliver big time with a Fraternity brother in a very important position, but this reporter didn't make it out to dance halls of FayetteNam.

 

Holy Smokes Hootie is Not Gay!
That is right, Hoot (Mr. Smallhands) showed the world that they were wrong and got Paige Bowman pregnant. When asked how his wife was feeling Hootie replied, "Oh, you know, she is just plain crazy."
That was the last anyone has ever heard from Hootie.
"Bryan Bowman" is due around Sept. 17th, just in time for a opening game half-time delivery. Paige said that she was aiming for the Wake game over the Western Carolina game because she used to date a huge guy from Western and it might make Hootie mad/jealous. "Hootie doesn't handle these things well if he hasn't had his nap" a close parental figure was heard commenting. All the same, we are very excited about another child that Lauren will get to "Haze" over the coming years.

You saw it here first!
Ryan and Anna have a bundle of...

well we are not sure, apparently the staff photographer felt that she has not been paid enough for her excellent reporting job. Though she did completely make up for it with this one.

Susanna Segraves was born on May 18th 2003.
(Another future Wolfpacker)

While most people would rank vacationing in Sunny Korea right up there with a honeymoon in Bombay, or a cruise down the crystal clear Ganges River, Ben and Chelly made it as memerable as possible. In fact, they got ENGAGED! That is right, another Sugar Mountain match made in heaven, or on Easy Street which ever is closer. Congratulations, from the cast of
"As The Ski's Turn".

In addition to getting engaged, Ben got a new puppy. "Just trying to keep up with the Jones's" Ben was quoted. Good Luck! your dog needs to be a little cuter and smarter, and that means no jumping off 15 ft. walls and breaking his leg. What is next on Ben's list? Who knows? Is there a little Korean Macon out their? You could always call her "Lauren-San".

Nice shot! No doubt that he is a "He".

Watch out North Korea! 2nd Lt. Chelley drives a mean Hummer, and using all her
intel training could probably tell you if Kim Jong II had runs after eating
Chinese take out. We are all very proud of her! Keep up the good work LT!

 

 

The Gay Barbarian meets up with his friends, all over 6 feet tall, to get some mustashe growing tips from Hoot "South of the Border" Bowman, and to just hang with Bryan "Well Dressed" Jones, and Lee "I Used To Be This Skinny" Reavis.

Reavis's Evicted From North Carolina!
After many weeks of red tape, the Lee & Jennifer Duo, were banished to the great swamp of Alabama. The smart investor will be putting his money into air condition stock, and deodorant. Lee was sentenced to Alabama on Oct. 30th with his new company, Med Supplies for the Cheap and Thrifty (MSCT). It is uncertain if anybody likes the Reavis's enough to visit them in Dumptruck County, but odds say no way Jose.

Deer season opens today!!!
Actually, muzzleloading season opens 11/16/02, but this lucky guy gets one for the wall a little earlier than the rest of us.

The Reavis Shack.
Lee and Jennifer put a beautiful, non-mobile, home under contract this past week. Lee plans to start invading Birmingham around the first week of December. The door is apparently open for anyone to visit when in the area. Rooms are also available for rent if your last name is Prazma or Diplato.

 

General Jones sends Private Tilley off to war, er, marriage.
Despite the lack of other photographic evidence,
Adam Tilley Marries Lauren Braun
Much to many people's surprise, Lauren actually did show up despite Adam's inability to eat a bag of chips without getting 70% into his gaping maul. It was a spectacular affair that involved much eating, drinking, dancing and laughter. The wedding was such a fanfare that the likes of Spud Web and George Bush Sr. were seen near the wedding party. Incredible toast were made, including an aspiring opera star that graced/punished everyone at the rehearsal dinner. We are hoping for many emailed photographs of the weekend's events because there is a very happy cab driver with many pictures of the weekend and a very nice camera riding around in Dallas.

Ward and Katie Find True Love in Kindergarten!
Ward proposed to Katie in Wilmington and she accepted. (The wedding in is NOT during football season!) Wedding is coming soon, so everybody get ready. We will have two or three new additions to the group and I don't mean that Brandi is bringing Brooks. I hope someone knows a good sitter, if not I am sure that Ryan Seagrave will watch them.

Adam and Lauren to move again!
This record breaking pair has decided to go for the gusto and cram more events into one year than steers have horns. That's Texas talk for movin' alot. The big "D" is next on the list, rumor has it they might even get married again (to each other). Adam must have really given his best line to his new boss when he said, "would you like fries with that?". The rest was history.

Tilley's and Jones's get together at Christmas.

Joey "Josephine Baker" Fields got extremely lucky and got Jane-Forbes to say "yes" to marriage. Michelle Massy and Sara Wallace Craven were heart broken to hear that their former love-muffin was going off the market. June 21st. the crazy metropolis of Ashland will be at its prime. More to come, especially if John Fields stays out of jail and goes through with his plans to open a bar.

Check this out! Click here to see what brother Mike is up to. I got the great honor of seeing him perform in one of the top clubs in Hickory, North Carolina. He was actually very funny and even hung out with Hootie and I after the show. Was he ever surprised to see us.

Kimmie the Claw and Andito are getting married!
No details are known as to the actual proposal, but odds are she said "Yes".
The ncsu masses are on edge to see if Randy "Randito" Parnell will show up and dance on a table. We understand that Kim wishes to honeymoon in Cuernovaca Mexico, where she will eat every meal at either Marco Polo or Harry's. Kim-give Andito a Hawaiian punch from all of us.

"If Will Johnson can, then so can I"

Amanda Thomas, Kathryn's cousin to marry in August.
The wedding date has not been set but we feel DT's pain, in our wallets.

Pictures to come when Thomas family sends them, if they ever look at the site.

Amanda will being marrying Jason a.k.a. The Puppet Master, an Alabama grad, now residing in Burlington.
The engagement took place in Savanna, Georgia. Where Jason used multiple people to orchestrate an amazing proposal. Puppets included were: staff of Bed and Breakfast, Jason's sister, and of course Amanda.

Fletch looks way to comfortable, must be the "Stress Relief".

Just as Danny Coulter recovers from the previous wedding, and gets his retirement plans back on track....
Laura Coulter, following in the footstep of her older sister, gets engaged!!!
The betting man had picked her to be a swinging single for another couple of years, but Seth, Appalachian grad, step up to the plate and took the prize.
Apparently, according to sources in the know, she might have gone earlier in the draft if she did not own a cat.
Pictures of the two may follow, very little participation from that side of the family, with exception of Danny Coulter.

Fletcher Edens is Pregnant!!!
No shocker here, though he has been rather silent on the issue. Kristy Edens will (probably) be having octuplets, as expected. Amazingly her due date is nine months after Prazma and Biesecker came down for a visit. We would love some pics of the silent Westin if available.