Name |
Memorable Moment / Factoid |
Last Seen / Heard |
Rumor |
| Adam Gottsegen |
Having his Dad make Neill pass out and use the music room floor
as a rest room. Had a fantastic Barmitzpah with a huge tennis
racket. Also making the Big Spit during dinner with my parents.
my mom said "well, at least it stayed on the plate".
I have know Adam since kindergarten, we spent 13 years together
at GDS. |
Lawyer, married to Jen at Greylyn Manor in Winston-Salem |
Secretly Hates Duke, and knows that the SEC is inferior to the
ACC. Is looking for someone to play "neckie" with. Still
watches Fraggle Rock |
| Adoawa Kwafie |
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11th Grade? |
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| Al Murphy |
Driving the Raunch. Then telling everybody how tough the Raunch
was, then having two wheels fall off the Raunch a minute later.
Bought a Porsche that my Mini Van could have taken. Dyed his hair
white. |
Moved to Nashville, working for Mother Murphy's spreading good
taste throughout the mid-west. |
Had no jump shot |
| Alan Swanson |
having old lady pull up next to him and ask him if he was sure
if he was old enough to drive.(senior year) |
Moved to Texas, got married. |
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| Alex Michael's |
took far to much abuse than she should have from some of the
girls in our grade. |
8th grade |
She had a crush on Kevin Carpenter |
| Allison Rendall |
Dated Steve Coleman. Dated Neill because he drove a gold RX-7.
Dated Steve Coleman again. |
Christmas 2003 |
Played soccer for Va. Tech, transferred to UNC Charlotte, was
living with Susan Carrison, but transferred to Tampa. Had fun
cooking with her and Trey over Christmas. Was secretly in love
with me. |
| Allison Sloan |
dated Chris Vaitisis. Fell in love with a guy from Hawaii. I
think they got married. She knows every line from the movie Airplane.
Had fantastic parties even though Read Patterson was there. I
have know Allison since Kindergarten. We spent 13 years together
there. |
Took me home after a night at Lucky 32 Junior year in college. |
really hated horses, she also was the one who knocked the statue
off the podium into her pond, though she blamed it on George Revington |
| Andrea Martin |
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Transferred to Page after 8th grade. |
Always made me laugh, and she had a crush on JimBob Lyon. |
| Angie Britt |
Mrs. Jones's English class |
8th grade |
was from Reidsville |
| Anne Halderman |
Kemp and Curl -fire it up! |
teaching school in charleston SC. |
her parents really do like me. |
| Anne Meyer |
was in our class in Kindergarten, but had some difficulties
and was held back, unlike me and 4 others. |
The day I graduated. |
I heard she went to Georgia, maybe married mike futterman. |
| Bebe Hunter |
Mike Hall's tooth sticking out of his forehead from a softball
that I hit during PE with coach Skip Taylor. |
saw him on occasion during high school, no idea |
Changed his name to Robert. His mother's name was Dee and she
drove a Trans-Am |
| Ben Jones |
Always was telling people he had Oshkinslaughter's disease and
had to have hole drilled in his knees. and was friends with the
guy whom I shared a tent with in the Australian Outback. |
7th grade, came back for a visit after he moved to Texas. |
B.S.ed his way in to some incredible job that he had no idea
how to do, got caught, but impressed them so much that they rehired
him after he finished school. |
| Beth Ferrell |
parent told her that they were moving to Washington D.C. on
Monday, this was Thursday in 2nd grade |
Friday, 2nd grade, second semester Mrs. Kimmel's class. |
Mom drove a yellow VW bug. |
| Boyd Anthony |
Body was actually never in any of my classes. Though we have
reason to suspect that she was the girl that Martha Jane Fox told
us of a girl that had tripped over a "baggie" while
running the mile. |
Christmas 2003, has 1 kid and one on the way, if not here by
now. |
was mad that I was a week older. |
| Bree Ruxton |
trying to drive to Hawaii with Marney, and Katie Vanderfleet
via Alabama. This all after they flipped a car in the Wal-Mart
parking lot. |
Graduation |
Still in school? |
| Brett Kornfeld |
Party over New Years Eve of 1992-93, that I missed because I
had to go to a terrible wedding in SC. Getting his photo on the
cover of the Life section of the Greensboro News paper wearing
a leotard and doing ballet in 2nd grade. Wrote a computer program
in first grade and yet still has not passed his driver's licence
test. |
Senior year one of many parties at his house. aka the Neon Circle |
Experienced some difficulty at Columbia. (had to study for at
least 20 min.) Married a good looking girl from UNC and is making
a living whittling wooden gnomes. |
| Brian Dhatt |
Very smart guy. |
Graduation |
no word. I think he wished he went to NCSU. |
| Brian Newman |
wore a red hooded sweat shirt and bojangles shirt on a fairly
consistent basis. tied firecrackers to insects. wrote lots of
stories about "hot gushy diarrhea" in Mrs. Jones's English
class. (which you will notice by my grammar that I did not pay
much attention in) |
parking lot of GDS lot with his souped up Honda with a mega
base cannon and other such extras. Became a higher up in the Harris
Teeter grocery chain. |
still has book that he wrote down who borrowed what during break
to buy a coke or a biscuit from Curtis. He is planning on charging
interest and retiring soon. Also was Ms. Brockman's boss at Harris
Teeter. |
| Brooke Lane |
very cute girl. |
doing gymnastics with my sister out at Tumblebees |
transferred to a directional school. |
Caesar Solarzano
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could break dance like nobody else. |
graduation |
changed his name to New Caesar |
| Carter Rule |
Very nice girl, but the most unathletic girl in the world. |
UNC |
got married. |
| Catherine Crossley |
bravest person I know. Came back to school in third grade only
a few weeks after brain surgery. She was ghost in the Mrs. Pac-man
movie. |
off and on over past few years. |
Got married and I think she has a baby. |
| Chad Lackey |
Failed kindergarten because he couldn't remember his colors.
The faculty asked me to stay back and assist him, so I did. Threw
a rock at Tim May's head. |
last month. |
married to Anna Forney, getting ready to get his master's. still
thinks he is Magnum P.I. and makes a good living off of Ebay. |
| Cherine Badawi |
Had great pool parties. Put with rude comments from me. She
should have shot Dr. Snow. |
streets on Memphis by Trey Anderson. She was also in one of
my wife's psy. classes at UNC. I haven't seen her since 11th grade. |
doing who knows what. |
Chiara Bernardi
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came from Italy. |
graduation |
really hated doing yearbook. |
| Chip King |
Lived with Trey in college and had what was single handedly
the most disgusting apartment in the free world. |
summer 2003 |
married to high school sweet heart MaryCheetum, lives in Beaufort
NC, and makes incredible custom boats that no one in this class
could afford. |
| Chris Wangelin |
Definitely the egg drop preparations for the science fair. Cobra,
pseudo Domino's pizza, Nintendo with Rob the robot. Above all,
roaming the halls. Ask Joey's mom to "slow down, you are
making me nervous" on the way out to Joey's house. |
His wedding. |
Chris got married to Katie. They are living in greensboro, he
probably keeps her tied up in the basement. Just Kidding. He may
still be playing music and wearing black Ziljin t-shirts. |
| Chris Vaitisis |
Reached puberty when we were in the 3rd grade. Smoked cigarettes
before most of us knew how to strike a match. Fell asleep under
his dad's radiation lamp. Left the class hamster in the back of
his mom's station wagon over the weekend (it did not make it)
though he did get to class early on monday and tried to sneak
it in unnoticed. |
Spreading pine needles at my aunt's house. Senior year of high
school. |
According to his mother the Day School was not challenging enough,
and because he was a Genius, he was applying to Med. School. (this
is for real, mom ran into Mrs. V at the grocery store.) |
| Christopher Anderson |
Had a great birthday party at Darrells and Emerald Pointe. (it
was great because I saw a girl loose her top in the wave pool) |
10th or 11th grade. |
Was Trey identical twin. |
| Chuck Wagoner |
Too much to mention here. |
Spring 2003 at his new coffee shop by the corner of Elm and
Market. |
Too many to list. |
| Claire Bowers |
Dated David Egerton, Kissed me when I was dating Mary Murray
when I drove her home from a party at Allison Sloan's. Played
lots of soccer and often ran for political office. Best memory/story
was the wonderful new years party at Ross's, where, Ms. Responsible
was supposed to be baby sitting and told good ole Mom that she
was doing just that. Instead Claire drank an entire beer, went
home to friends house and puked on many items of furniture. Mom
Bowers was not pleased. |
Deb ball 1995 and Maggie O'Malley's bar. |
Married with two kids, living in Charlotte. Was secretly in
love with Mrs. Lutz. |
| Clara Love |
Turned down David Lebaur when he asked her to "go with
him" in 8th grade. Did a crazy cheerleader cart wheel with
Angie Britt at a basketball game in Burlington. Started dating
Grant (like that was going to last) . Took a little ride with
Anne and Michael Hickey in Kelly Donuts car, introduced the car
to a telephone pole, then tried to pull it off as the most pathetic
hit and run ever. |
Joey's wedding, 2003 |
Living in China, eating lots of rice and doing Yoga. Has a Chihuahua
named Luna, that got humped by my wife's Chihuahua Ruprick. |
Colleen Murphy
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Had very curly hair. Dated George Revington one night. Was
from New Jersey, though she was really nice. |
Chuck's wedding or Chumley's, they were both smoky and dark
and I was hammered at both. |
Married an Italian dude. |
| Corelli Dowd |
Bringing Hustler to read in line while waiting to buy a biscuit
from Curtis. |
Stealing Mrs. Fish's grade book. |
Cut off his toe mowing someone's yard. |
| Curtis Judge |
Cried about something stupid. He was in Mrs. Sellar's class. |
2nd grade |
rumor was he had a really, really cool name. |
| David Lebauer |
Got beat up by John Conowall during morning assembly. Stood
up in Ms. Gibson's class and announced"please do not panic
or scream this is only a test." Tried to sell, baby powder
wrapped in plastic bags, out of a brief case in the bathroom of
4th grade. |
Roaming around Duke campus with dreadlocks after a massive loss
to State. |
Founded or led the legalize pot club at duke. Did not learn
from his brother's mistake and stuck another fork in the socket.
Sat next to Jenny Chadbourne during "Hamlet" at Mateo. |
| Dixon Smith |
Came back from the bathroom in first grade that Mr. VanLoon,
the principal, had left something in the toilet of the men's room.
(yes it was that memorable) He was Adam's dad in the Ms. Pac-man
movie. |
Summer 2003. |
Builds big fish ponds. Got married. Works for Big D. |
| Elenor Buet |
Put up with way to much shit from us. I apologize on behalf
of my fellow classmates for how we acted. |
6th grade |
accused me of calling a barking on the phone when it was Brian
Newman. |
| Elizabeth Arbuckle |
I have known Elizabeth since Kindergarten. She even had her
mom come in and do an ultra sound on her when she was pregnant
with Adadel. I know she wanted the keep the beef long on the junior
class trip more than anyone else. |
Christmas 2003 |
Graduated from Columbia.Deep down she wants to help the Republican
Party sweep the democrats out of Greensboro. |
| Elizabeth Burnett |
I never had any classes with her until 8th grade history class
with Mrs. Macreedy. When we had to create our journal about our
"1800's Family", she was extremely upset with me for
killing off the kids in a butter churn incident. |
Deb ball 1994 |
Went to an Ivy league school. Haven't heard a word since.
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| Eric Goodykoontz |
Hung with Steve Coleman a lot. Was huge Kentucky fan. Told me
once that the secret to drinking is to not drink to much. (I love
to follow good advice) |
Graduation |
Supposedly is a fireman. |
| Erin Coyle |
well after getting an update email from erin, where she informed
me that she was not a shy, nice or quiet girl, i have decided
to change her write up. Erin was/is wild girl. Erin is now living
in or around wilmington and running her own massage parlor. well,
that sounds a little whorish, she is actually running a spa, health
center, and theraputic massage clinic. Look her up, she may give
you happy ending! just kidding. I would post her info, but she
never responded back to me. |
Graduation |
Loved AC/DC and actually had a yellow mohawk under a wig of
dark curly hair. |
| Eva Doringer |
Loved to carry the Beef Log on the junior class trip. She actually
went by the name "Effa and the Beef Log". |
Graduation or 11th grade. I think she went back good ole Deutschland. |
Missing the beef log? |
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| George Revington |
George walked into our lives in 5th grade wearing a "Gators"
soccer jersey and it was downhill from there. George not only
came up with the phrase, "Dude, you just gotta learn not
to care.", he also embodies it. George had the priviledge
of living with me at NCSU, though the tough academic standards
caused him to transfer to Guilford where he lived with two witches.
George suffers from a severe maladay that might not be curable,
he likes the Chicago Bears, Boston Celtics and soccer. Please
pray for him. |
Last week when he came to get fly fishing lessons. |
Maybe moving to D.C.. Maybe staying in his room reading Terry
Brooks and eating stale chips with Texas Pete.
Maybe catching on to fishing. |
| Gerald Parr |
Gerald made quite an impression on several of us in the back
of Mrs. MacClellan's music room, as well as Grandparents day.
(You know who you are) Unfortunately, Gerald made the decision
to take the brake off the GDS bus and let it roll onto the soccer
field. His defense was that Chuck's cousin Scooter dared him.
(ah, a dare from Scooter is one that should never be turned down.) |
Standing in line for concert in 4th grade, where he pretended
that he did not know or remember us. |
Graduated from Page or Grimsley. |
| Gill Green |
My friendship with Gill did not really happen until after he
had left the Day School. Though I do have several memories of
Gill from kindergarten. Gill was the first color blind person
I ever met, his mom made the best french onion soup (she ran The
Elms). Gill always wore bluejeans and was the worst soccer player
I ever knew. |
Covering my car with eggs and hay after a night out on the town
in Boone. |
Gill went on to American University, where one of the greatest
college road trip stories ever happened. Gill is now working in
Africa for a grad school program at NCSU. He is due to return
in 2005. |
| Glenn Heyman |
Glen was only briefly with us in kindergarten. Glen stayed back
with Anne Meyer. He often wore a sweat shirt that had a frog on
it. |
Block Busters in Raleigh, we both recognized each other. The
last time before that was 5th grade. |
Was deeply in love with Mrs. Frost. |
Grant Prigge
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Yankee bastard invades south, promptly breaks leg and proceeds
to get very fat. Grant manages to give Clara the "How you
doin'" and starts a romance that has span many years and
continents. Grant did participate in one of the greatest "were
snowed in and can't get home" trip ever. Thanks to a two
wheel, rear wheel drive BMW, an inch of snow, my parents mountain
house and 6 cases of beer we just had to stay. |
came back to good ole USA for Joey's wedding. |
Knows that Yankees talk funny, that I can give him ski lessons,
and that he is really a secret admirer of Lindsay Carlson. |
| Heather Gonzalves |
Fastest girl on the play ground. I had a big crush on her in
first grade. She came to visit in 3rd grade, but I acted to cool
for school and did not go and talk to her. |
Third Grade |
none |
| Heather Maddox |
I have known Heather since kindergarten! She has alway been
a huge Grateful Dead fan, though I do not recall seeing any tears
when Jerry died. Heather was a great soccer player who could really
"boot it". The only guy at the Day School that she ever
dated to my knowledge was our Li'l rebel, Chris Vaitisis. Heather
was also the secret leader of Anti-AP History, Joey and I were
the only other members. |
Graduation |
Heather was in law school at UNC. I heard through the grapevine
that she may be in Boston practicing law. I think she may have
had deep attraction to Mr. Jazirri. |
| J.T. Waldon |
J.T. pulled the greatest move on a parent, ever. One friday
night at around 2 am, we stumbled out on another keg party at
Ben Pines's house, to see a white mini-van. Inside was J.T.'s
mom. She was wanting to know "when is ya'lls soccer team
party going to be over?". |
Graduation |
This is great rumor, I know he is living in Washington (state)
after getting kicked out of ECU for unspecified reasons. He apparently
had a kid and did not agree with how "mom" was raising
the li'l one, so he kid-napped the kid and took he/she back to
good ole NC, only to be arrested somewhere along the way. This
info comes from a reliable source - Sedgewick Summers. |
| Jacob Richards |
Well, we all know that Jake had many moments. My personal favorite
was when he was running his mouth in art class about how my painting
sucked, and so I stuck my paint brush, full of blue paint, right
in his talking hole.
Also, when his piece of crap station wagon blew up in the driveway
and melted all of his tapes. I laughed myself silly when Joey
broke his bed. Another Jake moment was when he told his sister's
friend that the urn that she had just knocked over was filled
with his grandmother's ashes, she freaked out and ran out the
door crying. He was also the first in our class to get his licence.
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graduation. |
Jake made a terrible decision to end his life, much to the regret
of his family and friends. I would have liked the oppertunity
to have told him that I thought he was funny and good friend.
I made the mistake of not pursuing our friendship after it started
to grow apart in 10th grade. You will always be missed.
Jake, I hope you can forgive me for that mistake. |
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| Jenny Adams |
Jenny, I am sorry, but I totally busted you in Mrs. Phelps's
class eating a bugger. I remember you had a brother named Noah
and your mom was a good first grade teacher. I never believed
the rumor that Brian Adams was your cousin. |
6th grade |
I think you may have gone to Grimsley. |
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| Marney Metts |
Marny - well that was how she was spelling it on the cover of
her note book in english class one day, kind of hard to remember
all those vowels. Hey, I can relate. Marney can claim her 15 minutes
of fame when she led the Blond Squad on a road trip to Hawaii
via Alabama. |
Bar on Hillsbourgh St. in Raleigh |
Supposedly has a kid or two, dropped out of school and is a
full time mom. |
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| Ross Vanderlinden |
aka "menstrel boy" for his frequent nose bleeds.
I have know Ross since kindergarten. His other nickname is tiny
tank, according to his wife, because he has to urinate quite
frequently.
Ross also used to drive a red camaro, and would set the cruise
control on
Cone Blvd. When he was going 37 miles per hour!!
And, for Ross and/or Chuck, would be worth telling the story
of them living
at Myrtle Beach in the No-tell Motel, and how Chuck saw a fly
in the ice
cream maker at his and Ross's new job. Chuck tried to get the
fly out with a
plastic spoon, lost his balance and dropped the spoon into the
ice cream
where it got broken up into tiny pieces. Instead of telling
the boss and
correcting the problem, Chuck just quit showing up, and took
it easy that
summer. (Ross kept on going to work!)
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Ross took me to the locol grease pit of downtown charlotte.
very good. |
best rumor: put together huge deal for big bank. Gets flown
up to big client with bank president. closes deal. celebrates.
continues to celebrate. gets back on plane still celebrating.
falls asleep. wakes up and celebrates all over himself and the
guy next to him on the plane. bank president notices all the celebrating. |
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| Rusty Meehan |
Could play the trumpet like ringing a bell! Rusty came to GDS
in 11th grade, I don't think I saw him leave Dr. Gutsell's orange
couch. |
Graduation |
Heard he is now a superstar chef in the G-Spot. Maybe graduated
from UNCG though not sure. |
| Ryan Johnson |
Asked if guys could get a "period" in sex ed. Liked
to spar. Got thrown in the bushes on a regular basis. |
6th or 7th grade. |
Had a decent free throw. |
| Sarah Wallace Craven |
Sarah was a very southern belle, though she was a huge NY Yankees
fan, go figure. She had a very unique flair that stood out from
the crowd. She also owned a very traditional hoop skirt. |
8th grade. |
I think Sarah Wallace went to page. I think deep down she may
have been born in New Jersey. |
| Sedgewick Summers |
The Reidsville redneck. Well not really, Sed was a huge Ohio
State fan, as well as Jimmy Jackson. Sed came to GDS in eighth
grade to seek enlightenment and a date with J.T.'s sister. He
joined his cousin Khali Wood with me in the back of Carl Finiski's
physical science class while we shot staples at Joey. |
I last saw Sed while walking to class at NCSU. I have been keeping
up with him through his web
site and email. Last email asked was an inquiry if I knew
a good lawyer. |
Sed is now married after serving in the navy, though not quite
his choice. (judge's orders, you figure it out). He is now living
in Richmond in what he calls a "whiteman's house". Sed
is also the proud father a little boy that was born around December
of 2002. |
| Smythe Cobia |
Took GDS by storm from Atlanta. Was planning on marrying high
school sweat heart. Drove her white miata. |
Chuck's wedding |
Married to a great guy from New Zealand. Raises sheep. Enjoy's
bathtubs. |
| Steve Thompson |
Always smiling about something. |
Graduation |
Apparently moved to Hawaii to practice holistic medicine. |
| Suzan Carrison |
Valedictorian of GDS, wow. It was a close one between her and
Alan Swanson. |
One time in a bar after graduation |
Attended Swannee, moved to charlotte where she was robbed at
gun point but would not give the robber her purse! ( i am sure
she used her commanding voice to tell him to piss off) Then she
had a girl get shot to death in her driveway later that year.
Anyone wishing to move to Charlotte might be in luck, she has
a spare room. Sounds like a great neighborhood to live in. |
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Teji Singh
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Big move in high school was to cut his hair. He listened to
a lot of MegaDeath and Slayer. These apparently influenced him
in his decision to worship the devil. |
Port Authority Miami |
The last time I saw Teji was in the Port Authority parking deck
in Miami Fla. It was 5:30 in the morning and Trey and I were trying
to finish a 12 pack that we had bought half an hour before, when
Teji walked by. We were all going on the same cruise to the Bahamas.
I hope he made it okay. |
| Tim May |
Often would stand up on a chair and lead all the girls in a
rousing chorus of "Annie's: its a hard knock life".
Tim was actually a decent point guard, though other options were
Jason File and Bebe Hunter. |
Adam Gottsegen's wedding |
Tim went to NCSU for awhile then moved to Charleston where he
is currently living. Favorite line given to us by Chad Oakley,
"Be cool dudes, and always wear a rubber." |
| Todd Miller |
Todd knew move about the internet, computers, and web sites
before Bill Gates. I have known Todd since kindergarten. He was
the nicest guy in the grade. |
My party when I lived with Joey and George Carr during summer
school at UNC. |
Todd went to Va. Tech, where he got engaged, but has since kicked
her to the curb. He is now living in Atlanta getting his Doctorate
in something. He will soon be "Mr. Dr. Miller". He has
started a new company called Zifty.com
. It sounds like it is doing really well. Todd also has his pilots
licence, making Jason File very jealous I am sure. |
| Tony Ngedge |
First saw this guy Monday, August 21st. |
Last seen, Tuesday, August 22nd. |
Was allegedly could play a mean flute. |
| Trey Anderson |
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| Wes Stanley |
Dunked his hotdog in Brett Kornfeld's drink, at Brett's own
birthday party at the bowling alley. His dog "Bandit"
rescued David Lebauer from certain death from "tent collapse"
at his birthday party in 3rd grade. We watched 48 hours that night,
my first "R" movie. Many a teacher was heard to groan
"Oh, god no!" when they learned about Wes being assigned
to their class. |
too recently. |
Wes went to App, then to NCSU. We went to mexico together and
had more beer, and diarrhea together than I ever thought possible.
Never trust a fart in Cuernovaca Mexico. I killed my first deer
with Wes and I work on his skiing techniques. Deep down he realizes
that Duke is a left wing Yankee bastion of nerds. |
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| Zack Hall |
Mr. Smiley. Best know for being Clara Love's cousin. Should
have been voted Nicest Guy at GDS, right behind Trey and myself.
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T.V. during every NCSU game from 94-99. |
Now he is a Dr. so if you need your fix, give him a call. |
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| Bryan R. Jones |
Memorable Moment/Factoid: Drove around in the biggest tool-mobiles
ever pooped out of Detroit's black forest. Most young men would
have been satisfied with the run-down, wood-paneled mini-van.
But no, Mr. Jones had to take it to the next level: The sea-foam
green convertible Le Baron. That piece of s*** cost me two twelve
packs of Budweiser that BJ and I were trying to get “high”
with.
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Last Seen/Heard: Selling real estate. Just moved to the bustling
metropolis of Hickory (give him a break — he was in Boone
for 5 years) where he seems fairly busy creating an army to do
his evil bidding |
Rumor: Jones has worked tirelessly to become president and “chief
executive trashpile” of PVA, or Projectile Vomit club of
America. Bryan spent 5 years in Raleigh training for this position,
taking advice from such legends as “wompus” fields
and “fatback” van der linden. What’s next for
ol’ trashpile? “I just keep on keepin’ on. Anyone
who believes in the purity of projectile vomit is welcome at the
Jones compound in Hickory.”
-Tre' Anderson |
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*This is a movie quote from BETTER OFF DEAD.
Good
looking group of thugs. 
