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Kids, Football, Dogs, Commercials, and Pregnant Women

Once again, another Super Bowl has come and gone, and in its wake it left two girls pregnant, a dirty house even dirtier, and everyone clogged up with more cheese than Switzerland. The pregame show was not only NCSU giving UNC a beat down, but Indy giving Kiki one as well.

Wes Stanley was kind enough to open his doors to everyone he has had some contact with over the last 20 years. By some contact, I mean anyone who Wes has looked at for longer than 15 seconds. It was a little crowded, but the more the merrier, was the theme and no one seemed to mind. There was plenty of excellent food, especially lasagna, cooked by the winner of this year's NFL Football picks, Trey "Bulldog" Anderson. There has been an addition to trophy presentation, with "The Martin" as it shall be called in the future. Joey "Pinky Limpy" Fields, the first to worst winner, was presented with "The Martin" as this years first ever winner.

The biggest moment of the night came with the surprising announcement that Justin Barnett was pregnant with Blair's kid, or something like that. He is only a few months pregnant, though appears like he will deliver at any moment. This has now become a tradition that will continue for many years to come. The odds are that next year it will be some random girl from Mendenhall showing up with Wes's 14 year old son named Moe. If you are a betting kind of person and like the long shot, I might consider Andrew and Allison to have another one in the oven, or Liz and Brian to be in the emergency room having suitor # 2.

This all leads us back to more exciting news that Allison and Andrew are pregnant and are expecting in September. This came at quite a shock to Andrew when he found out what has to happen in order to get a girl pregnant. Andrew was overheard remarking "I can't let Rich know". It may also be noted that Andrew's former boss has skipped town. I personally don't give out stock tips, but the safe investor should put some money into home pregnancy tests, Winslow will probably grab a few dozen more just to make sure the Dr. Office wasn't lying.

Moms-to-be hanging out on the couch.
Dads-to-be drinking heavily.

Kiki's parent, Chad and Anna protect their little darling from Dr. Jones
Is that Kiki? or a feather duster?

What a natural way to hold a baby!
Joey "First to Worst" Fields meets Lauren.

Jane Forbes watches Lauren while Kathryn enjoys a beverage that is not Diet Pepsi.
Stich eye and Joey place their bets as Brian and Andrew hang out in the kitchen.

Tony Suprano Stanley
The scoreboard where Glen cleaned up.

The big winner.
Trey, Justin and Blair gather for the real festivities of the NCSU-UNC game.

That is one creepy smile Joey.
Lauren looks on as "Raider Nation" goes down to defeat.

Detroit #1 !!!
Liz and Davis hang out. Keep an eye on this one, already eyeing the beer.

Dad-to-be all smiles at the good news.
Suitor #3, though we are concerned with early desires for beer.