Kids,
Football, Dogs, Commercials, and Pregnant Women
Once again, another
Super Bowl has come and gone, and in its wake it left two girls pregnant, a dirty
house even dirtier, and everyone clogged up with more cheese than Switzerland.
The pregame show was not only NCSU giving UNC a beat down, but Indy giving Kiki
one as well.
Wes Stanley was kind enough to open his doors to everyone
he has had some contact with over the last 20 years. By some contact, I mean anyone
who Wes has looked at for longer than 15 seconds. It was a little crowded, but
the more the merrier, was the theme and no one seemed to mind. There was plenty
of excellent food, especially lasagna, cooked by the winner of this year's NFL
Football picks, Trey "Bulldog" Anderson. There has been an addition
to trophy presentation, with "The Martin" as it shall be called in the
future. Joey "Pinky Limpy" Fields, the first to worst winner, was presented
with "The Martin" as this years first ever winner.
The biggest
moment of the night came with the surprising announcement that Justin Barnett
was pregnant with Blair's kid, or something like that. He is only a few months
pregnant, though appears like he will deliver at any moment. This has now become
a tradition that will continue for many years to come. The odds are that next
year it will be some random girl from Mendenhall showing up with Wes's 14 year
old son named Moe. If you are a betting kind of person and like the long shot,
I might consider Andrew and Allison to have another one in the oven, or Liz and
Brian to be in the emergency room having suitor # 2.
This all leads us
back to more exciting news that Allison and Andrew are pregnant and are expecting
in September. This came at quite a shock to Andrew when he found out what has
to happen in order to get a girl pregnant. Andrew was overheard remarking "I
can't let Rich know". It may also be noted that Andrew's former boss has
skipped town. I personally don't give out stock tips, but the safe investor should
put some money into home pregnancy tests, Winslow will probably grab a few dozen
more just to make sure the Dr. Office wasn't lying.
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Moms-to-be
hanging out on the couch. | Dads-to-be drinking
heavily. |
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Kiki's
parent, Chad and Anna protect their little darling from Dr. Jones | Is
that Kiki? or a feather duster? |
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What
a natural way to hold a baby! | Joey "First
to Worst" Fields meets Lauren. |
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Jane
Forbes watches Lauren while Kathryn enjoys a beverage that is not Diet Pepsi. | Stich
eye and Joey place their bets as Brian and Andrew hang out in the kitchen. |
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Tony
Suprano Stanley | The scoreboard where Glen cleaned
up. |
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The
big winner. | Trey, Justin and Blair gather for
the real festivities of the NCSU-UNC game. |
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That
is one creepy smile Joey. | Lauren looks on as
"Raider Nation" goes down to defeat. |
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Detroit
#1 !!! | Liz and Davis hang out. Keep an eye on
this one, already eyeing the beer. |
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Dad-to-be
all smiles at the good news. | Suitor #3, though
we are concerned with early desires for beer. |