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2005
NFL Pics Tournament
Defending and Offending Chump, Andy Mousley
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I had high hopes that this crap-fanger
league could enter this year into a new world of no abacus's,
sextant, theorums, dewy decimal systems or com-quats,
but as Trey points out, "hey man, I didn't order
this shit."!
There is still hope in the universe. Andi won the entire
thing last year, all because Winslow aka Brandine,
threaten him with a rubber hose. Congrats to you both,
I feel like I am competing against Chip and Rykin.
I will pledge to do my best this coming year, as long
as Stink Hole feeds me the standings in a timely fashion.
I think you will all enjoy my new photo format. Good Luck
you all, may you finish tied for dead last!
They are labeled just in case you can't figure them out.
Ultimate
Trash Talkin' Board is back! or more to the point,
just moved up here so someone else can talk
trash about my wife or Trey's hygene habits. |
Week |
Andy Medlsome Not Pictured: wife Brandine |
Adalia Tille |
Dwyane Jones |
 
Chad with no liquor on left
You guessed it on the right. Roy.
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Dave in 10 years. |
We know you want to be Rambo, but deep down it's Pedro
Marus. |
The Chinese Chigger Fields |
Neil "Tully" Jackonsenjen |
Rayn "Chairy" Clinton |
Trey |
It puts the lotion in the basket Stanley |
| 1 |
6-10 |
7-9 |
7-9 |
12-4 $ |
9-7 |
6-10 |
9-7 |
7-8 |
5-11 |
7-9 |
9-7 |
| 2 |
17-15 |
18-14 |
16-16 |
25-7 $ |
19-13 |
16-15 |
19-13 |
17-14 |
13-19 |
13-19 |
18-14 |
| 3 |
24-22 |
24-22 |
22-24 |
34-12 $ |
28-18 |
22-23 |
25-21 |
24-21 |
21-25 |
22-24 |
26-20 |
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31-29 |
32-28 |
30-30 |
45-15 $ (this is some deal w/ chuck.) |
35-25 |
30-29 |
33-26 |
33-26 |
27-33 |
28-32 |
34-26 |
| 5 |
41-31 $ |
38-34 |
34-38 |
54-18 |
42-30 |
35-36 |
40-31 |
39-32 |
33-39 |
32-40 |
40-32 |
| 6 |
48-37 |
43-42 |
42-43 |
60-25 |
47-38 |
43-41 |
45-39 |
48-36$ |
41-44 |
37-48 |
47-38 |
| 7 |
54-44 |
51-47 |
52-46 $ |
67-31 |
55-43 |
49-48 |
50-47 |
54-43 |
48-50 |
41-57 |
56-42 |
| 8 |
62-50 |
60-52 $ |
56-56 |
72-40 |
63-49 |
57-54 |
59-52 |
58-53 |
52-60 |
47-65 |
63-49 |
| 9 |
65-61 |
66-60 |
62-64 |
79-47 |
66-60 |
60-65 |
67-58 |
65-60 |
58-68 |
55-71$ |
68-58 |
| 10 |
71-71 |
69-73 |
66-76 |
86-65 |
73-69 |
65-76 |
71-70 |
72-69 |
66-76$ |
63-79 |
75-67 |
| 11 |
80-77 |
77-80 |
70-87 |
93-73 |
80-77 |
73-83 |
80-76 $ |
80-76 |
74-83 |
69-89 |
81-76 |
| 12 |
88-85 |
85-88 |
78-95 |
100-82 |
87-86 |
83-89 |
91-81 |
88-84 |
83-89 |
81-92 $ |
92-81 |
| 13 |
95-94 |
91-98 |
83-106 |
105-93 |
91-98 |
86-102 |
99-89 |
97-91$ |
91-97 |
88-101 |
99-90 |
| 14 |
103-101 |
97-107 |
86-118 |
113-91 |
95-109 |
92-111 |
107-96 |
106-96$ |
96-107 |
95-109 |
107-97 |
| 15 |
110-110 |
105-115 |
93-127 |
119-101 |
104-116 |
111-118 |
114-105 |
114-104 |
108-111$ |
105-115 |
118-102 |
| 16 |
116-120 |
115-121 |
96-140 |
124-112 |
112-124 |
118-125 |
124-111 |
125-109 |
117-118 |
116-120 |
131-105 $ |
| 17 |
127-125 |
123-129 |
105-147 |
134-118 |
123-129 $ |
128-131 |
132-119 |
130-120 |
126-125 |
125-127
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| 16-16 |
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| 30-30 |
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Nice photo from Joey. Read the 3rd line. Real question is what
is Joey doing hanging out in this place?
Defending Champ - Bryan Joans
Well yet another year of frustration for so many is upon us
again. Another year of finishing at the bottom- Lackey and Medley,
agonizingly mediocre - Tilley, Wes, and Joey, and of course,
always so close but still licking my Pe...pics - Tre' and Dave.
And let us not forget the rookies - J.J. and Kneel. Only two
rookies have come in a won the whole turkey their first year,
Chiner Fields and someother tool not worth giving credit to,
but they have yet to repeat again, so good luck to you both
of you new cornholers.
This year we also honor Chuck "Wayne Grough" Wagner.
We will miss you, even though you were a Dolphins fan.
Good luck to all ya'll dockers and mungers. Send photos if you
want them posted. Don't forget the Superbowl party is at Stinkhole's
this year, so go ahead and reserved the weekend. I know Medley
will probably be in the middle of move/job change/ baby birthing,
but the rest of you have no other excuses. So bow down to your
champion - Bryan Jones and send in your money.
| Players |
Mr. Bold |
V.D. Fields |
Jar Jar |
Ms. Doubtfire |
Ape Eye Stanley |
The Assman
Cometh |
Mr. Bolder |
Howard Marsh Anderson |
Matt Damon's New Neighbor |
Mr. McGriddle Tille' |
| Week 1 |
6-10 |
9-7 |
6-10 |
4-14 |
5-11 |
7-9 |
10-6* |
3-14 |
9-7 |
8-8 |
| Week 2 |
10-20 |
14-16 |
11-20 |
11-20 |
13-18* |
14-17 |
14-16 |
8-23 |
15-16 |
16-15* |
| Week 3 |
15-29 |
18-26 |
16-29 |
16-29 |
19-26 |
21-24 |
18-26 |
15-30* |
19-26 |
21-24 |
| Week 4 |
21-37 |
24-34 |
22-37 |
24-35 |
26-33 |
29-30 |
25-33 |
24-35* |
24-35 |
27-32 |
| Week 5 |
28-43 |
32-39 |
29-43 |
31-41 |
34-38 |
35-37 |
32-39 |
32-40 |
33-39* |
33-39 |
| Week 6 |
38-47 |
38-47 |
37-49 |
42-44 |
38-48 |
47-39* |
36-49 |
37-49 |
40-46 |
42-44 |
| Week 7 |
46-53 |
43-56 |
47-53 |
50-50 |
49-51* |
54-46 |
42-57 |
46-54 |
49-51 |
49-51 |
| Week 8 |
54-59 |
52-61 |
53-63 |
59-55 |
55-59 |
63-51* |
48-65 |
54-60 |
56-58 |
57-57 |
| Week 9 |
60-66 |
60-66 |
61-66 |
70-57* |
64-63 |
72-55 |
55-71 |
63-64 |
63-64 |
66-61 |
| Week 10 |
69-71 |
69-71 |
69-72 |
81-60 |
72-69 |
84-57* |
61-79 |
69-72 |
69-72 |
74-67 |
| Week 11 |
74-82 |
76-80 |
77-80 |
88-69 |
80-77 |
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77-80 |
78-89 |
78-79 |
80-77 |
| Week 12 |
78-93 |
84-86 |
88-84* |
97-75 |
88-84 |
100-72 |
80-91 |
86-86 |
86-86 |
89-83 |
| Week 13 |
88-99 |
93-93 |
102-86 |
107-81 |
102-86* |
109-79 |
88-99 |
97-91 |
97-91 |
101-87 |
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Honeymoon Successful!!! Kelly was kind enough to send me a photo of
Wes with a good "friend" they met while at Turks and Cacaos.
I understand that he gave a great massage with "Happy Ending".
NFL Tournament of Champions
2004
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A new season has begun, already with some shady-ass vote counting
that has left a gloomy light over Broward County Stanley. This season
is shaping up to be one of the best ever. The Packers looked strong
on the opening Monday Night Football and the Ridskins have brought
Joe Gibbs back to make Stanely happy. We also have a new member, Adam
"Abdul" Tilley, recently returned home to the G-spot after
his pilgrimage to Mecca Texas. We shouldn't have to much to fear from
David "I love you even though it is our first date and know how
many kids we are going to have but don't get freaked out." Egerton
he has other things on his mind besides studying stat sheets.
We now have reason to believe that Cuba Gooding Jr. and Katie Pope
got married at a secret wedding in Cuba. Don't believe me? knock on
Cuba's door and see who answers.
Big time congratulations to Wes "9 Months" Stanely on GETTING
ENGAGED!!!!! (how ignorant is Kelly?) Kelly, here is wonderful image
of what Wes will look and act like on marriage night.
Good Luck! We all mean it.
Visit
my guestbook!
The Players |
Week 1 |
Week 2 |
Week 3 |
Week 4 |
Week5 |
Week 6 |
| Wes "Nile" Stanley |
9-7 |
14-17 |
20-24 |
28-29 |
38-33* |
48-37*# |
| Joey "Chinaman" Fields |
8-7 |
16-15 |
21-23 |
29-28 |
38-33 |
44-41 |
| Chad "Kiki" Lackey |
8-7 |
16-15 |
25-19* |
35-22* |
43-28 |
53-32 |
| Andrew "Allison" Medley |
6-9 |
15-16* |
22-22 |
30-27 |
38-33 |
45-40 |
| Bryan "Stichface" Jones |
7-8 |
14-17 |
21-23 |
28-29 |
33-38 |
43-42 |
| Dutch "Meat Bag" Wanglin |
6-9 |
14-17 |
20-24 |
29-28 |
35-36 |
43-42 |
| Trey "Volunteer Turkey Boy"
Anderson |
12-3* |
19-12 |
26-18 |
35-22 |
42-29 |
50-35 |
| David "I love you baby" Egerton |
6-9 |
14-17 |
22-22 |
30-27 |
36-35 |
45-40 |
| Adam "Abdul" Tilley |
7-8 |
13-18 |
19-25 |
28-29 |
31-40 |
41-44 |
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Week 7 |
Week 8 |
Week 9 |
Week10 |
Week11 |
Week12 |
Week13 |
Week14 |
| 6 months to go! |
54-45 |
62-51 |
71-56* |
76-65 |
86-70 |
91-81 |
100-87* |
109-94 |
| Scrunchie |
50-49 |
56-57 |
62-65 |
74-67* |
80-76 |
89-83 |
96-91 |
108-95* |
| Anna McNary |
59-40 |
64-49 |
72-55 |
80-61 |
91-65 |
99-73 |
106-81 |
109-94 |
| Winslow |
50-49 |
54-59 |
59-68 |
67-74 |
77-79 |
86-86 |
94-93 |
101-102 |
| Top Gun |
50-48 |
60-52* |
67-59 |
73-67 |
83-72 |
95-76* |
100-86 |
106-96 |
| AWOL |
49-50 |
55-58 |
61-66 |
69-72 |
73-83 |
81-91 |
89-98 |
97-106 |
| Birthday Girl |
55-44 |
61-52 |
66-61 |
71-70 |
75-81 |
85-87 |
92-95 |
102-101 |
| Mr. I'm Next |
51-48 |
60-53 |
63-64 |
70-71 |
79-77 |
90-82 |
97-90 |
103-100 |
| Ole' Jingle Joints |
50-49* |
56-57 |
61-66 |
69-72 |
80-76* |
90-82 |
96-91 |
102-101 |
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Week 15 |
Week 16 |
Week 17 |
Final Standings |
| 6 Months To Go! |
117-102 |
124-110 |
130-119 |
Smells Like a Turd |
| Scrunchie Fields |
112-107 |
117-117 |
126-123* |
Middle of the Slack |
| Anna McNary |
115-104 |
124-110 |
126-123 |
Blew The Lead |
| Winslow |
107-112 |
114-120 |
119-130 |
Best Year Ever |
| Top Gun |
114-104 |
125-108* |
133-115 |
CHAMPION |
| AWOL |
105-114 |
111-123 |
117-132 |
The Martin |
| Birthday Girl |
111-108 |
115-119 |
121-128 |
Turkey Time Tied 3rd - to Last |
| Mr. I'm Next |
113-106* |
122-112 |
130-119 |
The Rodney |
| Ole' Jingle Joints |
110-109 |
118-116 |
121-128 |
The Rookie |
#= Won because of some bullshit.
* = winner of the week
" Bold Font" = marks last place
David "Shanks" Egerton
Claims Title!!!
First year rookie takes home the Gold (painted plastic) Trophy. The
highly sought after cup though a little dinged up and broken, no thanks
to a night of "Le Passion de Solo" at the former winner's
house, found its way to a new home. The much maligned Martin has finally
left its near permanent home in Kirkwood via shady records keeping
and extreme laziness. It now resides at its new residence of Chucky
"Downtown" Wagoner. Though "Downtown" was no where
to be found on Trophy Presentation Night he was missed. The local
buffets and all-night eateries were searched, but he remained imprisoned
at Fortress Julie for the duration, probably a good thing.
A new award was presented this year. What was kind of semi-popular
and humorous in the early 80's has made a stellar come back. The Rodney!
Andrew "I get no respect" Medley was feeling left out that
he has never won anything and his wife does, so The Rodney was created.
Maybe it will become known as "The Medley". Either way,
Winslow was very excited about her new mantle piece and has already
bought two sets of batteries for when the old ones run out. Winslow
was quoted saying, "We just love Rodney, he is so funny, I sure
hope Claire's first words are something Rodney says! Wouldn't that
be great? I really hope we never win the whole thing. 2nd place is
what I love, that's why I married Andrew.". Congratulations to
you both.
Thanks again to Wes for the party and running the Tournament. See
you all again in September!
NFL Football
Pics Tournament of
Champions 2003 |
Well the new season of trash talking, game picking, and wednesday
night phone calls to Wes "Cyrus the Virus" Stanley is now
officially on. Last year's season was yet another one to forget. Trey
"Half Vote" Andersen, cousin of Christopher Andersen won
the coveted trophy and has hi-tailed it to the gay center of the east
coast, Doo Pont Circle. His status in the NFL circle of trust is in
question after asking Ketner to help move the sacred idol to sin city.
That being said, the games go on. Joey "Pinky Limpy" Fields
went from first to worst and took home "The Martin" a highly
despised plate that hangs on the walls with shame. This year a new
member was inducted into the exclusive circle of trust. David "Whitebread"
Egerton. His induction was a controversial vote, involving all ya's
and on abstention from "Half-Vote" himself. We all of course
welcome him in with open arms, and we welcome "Cyrus the Virus"
Stanley back from death's door. Of course we all know that this pool
would have been his only legacy besides puking on himself at Joey's
wedding. One note of interest, this web master would like to bring
up the subject of one of the members of our club that continues to
bring his "brother-in-law" "Glen" in to this sacred
brotherhood. An invitation that is rejected, is a reflection on the
hole that nominated him and thus as by-law number 1 states, or should
state that your status as a founding member and full voting rights
should be revoked and the should be made to wear "the rock and
chain of shame". That being said, let the new season begin.
Visit
my guestbook!
The Players |
Week 1 |
Week 2 |
Week 3 |
Week 4 |
Week5 |
Week 6 |
| Wes "Nile" Stanley |
8-7 |
17-13* |
24-20 |
31-27 |
36-35 |
41-44 |
| Joey "Pinky Limpy" Fields |
6-9 |
13-17 |
23-21 |
27-31 |
33-38 |
41-44 |
| Chad "Roy" Lackey |
5-10 |
13-17 |
20-24 |
26-32 |
33-38 |
40-45 |
| Andrew "Cuernovaca" Medley |
9-6* |
17-13 |
26-18 |
32-26 |
39-32 |
46-39 |
| Bryan "Stichface" Jones |
7-8 |
13-17 |
21-23 |
29-29* |
36-35 |
41-44 |
| Dutch "Phat Back" Wanglin |
8-7 |
13-17 |
23-21* |
29-29 |
38-33# |
43-42 |
| Trey "Half-vote" Anderson
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5-10 |
13-17 |
20-24 |
27-31 |
34-37 |
40-45 |
| David "Shockey" Egerton |
7-8 |
15-15 |
21-23 |
29-29 |
36-35 |
46-39* |
#= Won because of some bullshit.
* = winner of the week
" Bold Font" = marks last place
week 7 |
week 8 |
week 9 |
week 10 |
week 11 |
week 12 |
week 13 |
week 14 |
week 15 |
| 48-51 |
54-58 |
60-65 |
67-69 |
72-80 |
77-89 |
80-102 |
87-111 |
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| 49-50 |
56-56 |
62-63 |
64-72 |
72-80 |
79-87 |
87-95* |
96-102 |
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| 46-53 |
52-60 |
59-66 |
64-72 |
72-80 |
78-88 |
85-97 |
93-105 |
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| 54-45 |
62-50 |
68-57 |
72-64 |
79-73 |
86-80 |
91-91 |
100-98 |
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| 49-50 |
57-55 |
65-60* |
72-64 |
79-73 |
85-81 |
91-91 |
101-97* |
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| 51-48 |
58-54 |
65-60 |
69-67 |
75-77 |
83-83* |
91-91 |
97-101 |
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| 49-50* |
56-56 |
63-62 |
65-71 |
74-78* |
81-85 |
88-94 |
97-101 |
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| 54-45 |
62-50* |
70-55 |
77-59* |
84-68 |
91-75 |
99-83 |
107-91 |
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Trey Anderson Wins Tournament of
Champions 2002!!!
Wes finished 2nd. Medley, who did not "march Trey down"
dropped a close one in the final week to finish in loser non-paying
3rd.
NFL Football
Pics Tournament of
Champions 2002 |
The NFL Football Pics Tournament of Champions is under way. The player's
nicknames are up for suggestion by anyone who wishes to make one. The
winners over the last 4 years have been as follows, Wes year 1, Chuck
year 2, Chuck year 3, Joey year 4. There is a lot at stake this year,
Trophy rights being one of them as well. Lots of money, reputations
and trash talking. This year the "Pics" go high tech with
the "net"(short for the internet wes). We will have several
links that may help out those who are running in the back of pack. Click
Here to see your favorite team, or Click
Here to see Wes hard at work on the pics!
Good luck to all, especially me. Suggestions are always welcome, just
never considered. Oh, and click
here to recieve any help with your pics from Trey.
First Half of NFL Season
The Players |
Week 1 |
Week 2 |
Week 3 |
Week 4 |
Week5 |
Week 6 |
| Wes "Nile" Stanley |
7-9 |
15-17 |
20-26 |
24-36 |
33-40 |
39-48 |
| Joey "Pinky Limpy" Fields |
7-9 |
14-18 |
21-25 |
26-34 |
33-40 |
39-48 |
| Chad "Roy" Lackey |
4-12 |
9-23 |
18-28 |
26-34 |
33-40 |
39-48 |
| Andrew "Cuernovca" Medley |
8-8* |
15-17 |
24-22 |
29-31 |
40-33* |
50-37* |
| Bryan "Stichface" Jones |
5-11 |
10-22 |
18-28 |
27-33* |
34-39 |
43-44 |
| Julie "Jules" Wagoner |
7-9 |
18-14 |
24-22 |
32-28 |
40-33 |
45-42 |
| Trey "The Nipple" Anderson |
7-9 |
19-13* |
29-17* |
36-24 |
46-27 |
52-35 |
Week 7 |
Week 8 |
Week 9 |
Week10 |
Week 11 |
Week 12 |
Week 13 |
Week 14 |
Week 15 |
Week 16 |
Week 17 |
| 45-56 |
51-63 |
60-67* |
69-72 |
78-79* |
83-90 |
92-96** |
102-102* |
109-111 |
116-120 |
124-126 |
| 47-54* |
54-60 |
60-67 |
67-74 |
73-84 |
78-95 |
87-101 |
93-111 |
99-121 |
107-129 |
113-137 |
| 46-55 |
53-61 |
57-70 |
65-76 |
72-85 |
79-94 |
88-100* |
96-108 |
103-117 |
110-126 |
119-131* |
| 56-45 |
64-50 |
69-58 |
78-65 |
85-72 |
89-84 |
94-94 |
101-103 |
111-109 |
115-121 |
120-130 |
| 50-51 |
54-61 |
59-68 |
65-76 |
72-85 |
79-94 |
88-100 |
95-109 |
106-114* |
114-122* |
119-131 |
| 51-50 |
60-54* |
64-63 |
69-72 |
77-80 |
85-88* |
91-97 |
99-105 |
106-114 |
113-123 |
121-129 |
| 60-41 |
66-48 |
72-55 |
80-60* |
88-69 |
93-80 |
98-90 |
107-97 |
114-106 |
121-115 |
127-123 |
** = Won but Cheated With Stupid New Rules.
* = winner of the week
"Bold Font" = marks last place
Due to some errant requests on the message board, the Money Winner
for the past years is supposed to be announced as well.
Winner/Money Winner
1998-1999 Wes Stanley / Bryan Jones
1999-2000 Chuck Wagoner /
2000-2001 Chuck Wagoner / Trey Anderson aka Christopher Anderson's
cousin
2001-2002 Joey Fields / Trey Anderson
2002/2003 Trey "Nipple" Anderson / Wes "Nile"
Stanley
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