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Ward + Katie +
Beautiful Weather + Amazing House + Food and Mobile Bathroom House =
Best Southern Wedding of 2003



What a photograph! What a shot! This photo was entirely made possible by our carpet bagging friend/competitor Rand McNally Tompson.

Katie and Ward pulled off the impossible, no it was not that they got married, and no it wasn't coconut shrimp (though they were great), it was the BRUNCH !!!!
What a fantastic idea, never in the world have I wanted to get a brunch as bad as I did this past weekend. The Bo' and Krispy Kreme, WOW! However, let us not forget that this brunch was missing a key ingredient, one that almost ruined the wedding, Jason Vick. That is right, he was caught "ruining the wedding" by Mrs. Blair Willis Vick.
The weekend was also made top notch by the other important people such as Billy "I married into a fantastic beach house" and Jenny Morton and Lindley "how did I keep such a cool boyfriend for a year" D'Lonzo. If not for these three philanthropist the weekend could have been a disaster.
Congratulations to Katie and Ward, it was truly great seeing everybody and I look forward to the next get together in Raleigh.
Something new! a super panoramic photo is HERE (click here), not quite a virtual tour, but pretty close!

Katie and Her Bridesmaids.
Ward and His Harem.

"What the hell is she doing?"
"What the hell did I just do"
Jason cuddles Blair to make up for almost ruining the wedding.
Our resident super-cheese poser, LT.

Now we know about the diet that Susan put Joel on.

Tiernan is caught in the act by her husband Kieren.
Jenny stands by and watches Lindley put the moves on Wee Billy.
Always the bridesmaid, never the....
Kristy gets out maneuvered for the bouquet.
Dr. Dave and the patient of his life.
Billy apparently thought this was "Freaknik" in Atlanta.
Billy with his other women, Meg and Emily.
Next up, Katie Wood, who always brings her "Hot"..
 
Tri Deltas Celebrating.
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer.
The skinnies are let out of their cages for a night of real food.
"The Fondle", it always happens, and mainly when Lindley is around.
Carl and Kat.
Carl and Ramsey.
The special guest for the wedding supervised everybody, when from out of nowhere came Charlie Sheen! He came in a drunken blur and boogalooed until he puked in typical yankee fashion. When asked what took him so long to get there, he replied, "I was lost and I can't read a map".
Jeff Marsh what are you doing?
Kristy, Jenny and Lauren.
Nice head support.
Jenny and her dog Cooper.
Practicing?
"She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone"
"Is this thing always been here? I want one in Hickory" anonymous.


World's Greatest Brunch*

*no Jason Vick